allthumbs Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 I just recently got the following investment advice. Thought I'd share with y'all. Investment Advice If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedMonk Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 the first intelligent thing you have said all day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 Well thank you Professor. Your approval is heartfelt. [ 08-06-2002, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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