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Do you consider yourself a pervert?

 

Try keeping your mind out of the gutter as you take this quiz.

The answers are at the bottom of the page.

 

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

 

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

 

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

 

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

 

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman.

 

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

 

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

 

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

 

9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

 

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

 

And the answers....

 

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

 

talk

 

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

 

legs

 

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

 

a twenty dollar bill

 

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

 

firetruck

 

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman.

 

bunt, hunt, runt, punt, and aunt

 

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

 

pants

 

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

 

fork

 

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

 

Almond Joy candy bar

 

9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

 

grit

 

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

 

last name

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