rob Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) "The prostate is a sacred male spot" "I had stuff there I needed to release." Edited February 21, 2011 by rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 There's a euphemism for everything in temple-speak. There are no johns, but "seekers." No sex, only "sacred union." There are no handjobs, only "tantric touch." No payment is accepted, but hefty "donations" are expected. There are no hookers, just "goddesses." They don't work with penises, but "wands of light." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrox Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 How much for a ZJ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'm gonna slap you in the face with my wand of light. I got some stuff I gotta release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 There's a euphemism for everything in temple-speak. There are no johns, but "seekers." No sex, only "sacred union." There are no handjobs, only "tantric touch." No payment is accepted, but hefty "donations" are expected. There are no hookers, just "goddesses." They don't work with penises, but "wands of light." gee no wonder I don't get laid anymore. once upon a time I was getting it on with this hot babe, and she then told me she had a boyfriend in s. america. heres how dense i am--so i thought she was saying it wasn't going to work out when in reality it was code for: we can still have sex but i have a boyfriend. So i did not try to get anymore of that. two days later she was w/another guy--do'h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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