allthumbs Posted January 31, 2002 Posted January 31, 2002 "The details of my life are really quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Cloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius passess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I wasplaced in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." more to follow - Quote
Dru Posted January 31, 2002 Posted January 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: "The details of my life are really quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Cloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius passess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I wasplaced in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."more to follow - Sounds like some T. Coraghessan Boyle you are plagiarizing from there Quote
allthumbs Posted January 31, 2002 Author Posted January 31, 2002 Mini-Me. He's evil, he wants to takeover the world and he fits easily intomost overhead storage bins. Austin Powers, Dru mon... Quote
Dru Posted January 31, 2002 Posted January 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: "Laser" No shit, Dr. Evil owns Boreal?? Quote
vegetablebelay Posted January 31, 2002 Posted January 31, 2002 According to Number 2, Dr. Evil owns a lot of stuff. Even factories that make little factories. Quote
Dru Posted January 31, 2002 Posted January 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: According to Number 2, Dr. Evil owns a lot of stuff. Even factories that make little factories. I think that is Dr. von Neumann not Dr. Evil Quote
allthumbs Posted January 31, 2002 Author Posted January 31, 2002 I was looking for a picture of Fat Bastard. Can't find one...the search goes on. Good thing I'm salary. LOL [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
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