Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

long story short, my landlord is a turdmuncher and raised my monthly rent +$200/mo so i have to move for the first time in 8 years

 

Funny thing, your former landlord is my brother-in-law. How is that for kharma, motherfucker?

 

First of all, I was reducing my possessions as part of the moving process as a response to my landlord exorbitantly raising my rent. The rent hike came first.

 

Second, turdmuncher is exactly the correct word. The letter documenting the $200/mo rent increase ($225, technically) had all this slimy BS boilerplate saying how in order to serve me best, they researched market rates on my behalf and are graciously extending to me a good deal. So much crap coming out of one's mouth is a sure sign of coprophagia.

 

Anyway, the net effect of the dump fiasco is I'm being much less of a try-to-be-eco-perfect hippie.. I'm throwing stuff away in our dumpster because it's easy and I have bigger fish to fry.

  • Replies 51
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...