Jump to content

NWAC Avyy Humor


fredrogers

Recommended Posts

Was looking at the NWAC site tonight and saw this little ditty. Funny.

 

WAZ513-518-519-019-042-501-502-ORZ011-221700-

 

&&

 

WEATHER SYNOPSIS FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

 

Avalanche Bells (with apologies to Silver Bells)

 

Avalanche, Avalanche, soon it will all slide away.

Quiet valleys, windswept ridgetops—

On lee slopes there’s a feeling of tension.

Scary snowpack, we do not lack,

Surface fluff masks deeper slab potential.

 

Analyze, no surprise, it’s caution time in the mountains.

Shooting cracks, some whomping sounds—

Show weak layers and facets near the ground.

 

Be aware, take some care, it’s your life in the balance.

A big slide, no fun to ride—

You don’t want to go where it’s going.

Avalanche, Avalanche, don’t’ let it carry you away.

 

Adding more load, is a bad road—

And may not bring just holiday cheer.

Avalanche, Avalanche, soon it will all slide away.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 1
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...