United at Seatac

[Hugh Conway]

 

[G-spotter]

at least u gots wifi

 

[Hugh Conway]

question asked by canadians at bar

"do you have pennies down here?"

[minx]

NEVER EVER FLY UNITED!!!

[Hugh Conway]

NEVER EVER FLY UNITED!!!

 

The lesson I'm learning is never, ever, fly from or to Seatac. Of the 6 RTs I've had in 6 months 10/11 flights have been delayed, 6 of them for more the 3 hrs.

[G-spotter]

lemme know when hafilax shows up

[minx]

maybe he could help him find a parking spot?

[Sherri]

 

 

Shouldn't that be checked baggage?

[hafilax]

I'm cummin for you Hugh!

 

Now I'm really worried. Seatac, a United affiliate. I guess you get what you pay for.

[Clavote]

Fly Alaska Airlines: They will get you there or crash. So far so good.Excellent First class. They don't suck until you arrive in Fairbanks and then their employees really suck.

 

United sucks. They really suck. The suck in first class too.

Every aspect of this company reminds you that you are just cattle in the back of the truck.

 

American has narrow little seats. They suck. Nice First class on 767 planes.

 

Delta has even narrower little seats. Good first class. Narrow first class seats too. WTF!

 

Jet Blue has long legroom and TV. They don't suck hardly any. They don't have first class. Commie bastards.

 

Southwest is cool. Their passengers suck hard.

 

Continental sucks less than your wife. This is a good thing if you are an airline passenger. First class is nice almost as good as Alaska.

 

JAL sucks like a typical Japanese company when you want something that has not been programmed. First is OK as long as you go along with the program.

 

ANA they suck less than JAL. Coach seats are designed for midgets. First class seats are designed to pack more revenue into a small space. Lower prices than JAL allow them to suck less.

 

Singapore: I wish they would suck, but the company is very strict on what the flight attendants can do. They will give you a foot massage. Coach is fine. First and business are superb. Nice airline to meet flight attendants.

 

[counterfeitfake]

Fly Alaska Airlines: They will get you there or crash. So far so good.Excellent First class. They don't suck until you arrive in Fairbanks and then their employees really suck.

 

Doesn't everything in Fairbanks suck?

[Hugh Conway]

United sucks. They really suck. The suck in first class too. Every aspect of this company reminds you that you are just cattle in the back of the truck.

 

United Personal Service is the tits.

 

Alaska Airlines sucks as well.

 

Northwest sucks.

 

All airlines into and out of SeaTac suck.

[hafilax]

I'll give you a Frontier TR after Monday's flight and a United TR when I return.

 

So far British Airways has treated me the best.