mattp Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 I've always hated those bastards. Most recently, they chewed on my spark plug wires. They are worse than the terrorists and they'll have us all slaving away to provide backyard peanut feaders filled 24/7 if we don't draw a line in the sand now. Quote
David Trippett Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 Squirrel Hierarchy As you can see in the image below, the squirrel hierarchy breaks down the ranking system of the squirrels. Squirrels thrive on organization and structure. All young squirrels must start as worker squirrels and move their way up to sentry squirrels and so on. The bottom two ranks are considered squirrel boot camp. While many lazy squirrels may spend their entire lifetime at the lowest rank of 'Worker Squirrel' wasting their stupid lives gathering food for their superiors, building squirrel bunkers and barracks, and stockpiling acorns for projectile assaults on humans, other squirrels have more ambition. They might work hard and move up through the ranks, so high that they might become 'Elites', providing protection for the most decadent of squirrel authority figures. Quote
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