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I'm sorry Sol, but let me be the first to report that this video already made the rounds here at cc.com. Not that isn't extremely funny, but this is so last year. Some things are funny twice though, like that Monty Python street climbing video. Thats funny twice.

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In the theme of humor, here is a joke i just recieved in email (excuse the weird formatting):

 

> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

>

> She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but

> knew

> very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

> newspaper

> for a ranch hand.

>

> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

>

> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she

> decided

> to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the

> house

> than the drunk.

>

> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a

> lot

> about ranching.

>

> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

>

> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done

> a

> really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and

> kick

> up your heels."

>

> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

>

> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

>

> Two o'clock and no hired hand.

>

> Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he

> found

> the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,

> waiting

> for him.

>

> She quietly called him over to her.

>

> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

>

> Trembling, he did as she directed.

>

> "Now take off my boots."

>

> He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

>

> "Now take off my socks."

>

> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

>

> "Now take off my skirt."

>

> He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

>

> "Now take off my bra."

>

> Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the

> floor.

>

> Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town

> again, you're fired."

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