it's talk like a pirate day again

[lI1|1!]

sept 19 - talk like a pirate day.

 

yup, it's been a year already.

[PickleJuice]

for all the scallywags in Portland: arrrgh!

(you can make the magic last all weekend

[G-spotter]

skull YARR

[ClimbingPanther]

funny, I can almost hear dru's picture saying that

[Dechristo]

[Dechristo]

from a brewery website:

 

For ye non followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,

 

Talk Like A Pirate Day, September 19th is the most blessed of all days to the Pastafarians, equivalent to Christians' "Christmas". This is the day where the Flying Spaghetti Monster blesses all because they talk like pirates, be they followers of the FSM or not. Obviously, to not talk like a pirate incurs horrific penalties!

 

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.

 

According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and Hare Krishnas. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children.

 

 

Arrrrrrrr