Funny Bush Joke

[kevbone]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time.

 

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

 

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

 

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

 

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

 

Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

 

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

 

"Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

 

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the F***K happened to Stanley?"

 

 

[lizard_brain]

That's the first post I read from the bone that I actually thought was funny.

 

[kevbone]

That's the first post I read from the bone that I actually thought was funny.

 

 

That is the first post from Lizard_brain that I actually believe……not!

[lizard_brain]

Why do you hate America so much?

[kevbone]

Why do you hate America so much?

 

Shouldn’t you be asking that question to our current president? He is the one with over one millions dead people on his conscious.

[crazy_t]

what conscious?

[crazy_t]

or better, what conscience?

 

[lizard_brain]

Why do you hate America so much?

 

Shouldn’t you be asking that question to our current president? He is the one with over one millions dead people on his conscious.

 

Reminds me of the funniest bumper sticker I ever saw:

 

The only bush I trust is my own.

 

 

[kevbone]

The War Department briefed the President this

morning. They told Bush that two Brazilian soldiers

were killed in Iraq.

 

To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from

Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in

hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

 

Finally he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly

how many is a Brazilian?"