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Ah, yes. The lumber yard guys.

 

The guys in my local lumber yard had fun pointing out that my company's name is phonetically similar to "condom", so I started hearing "Condom Construction" whenever I pulled into the yard. I had fun with it "stretching" it into "Condom Construction - Nothin' Gets By Us" and, my favorite:

 

"Condom Construction - At Your Cervix"

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No. But Roosters are cool. They have one testical!

 

I had a carpenter who worked for me with this situation. When the guys at the lumber yard found out they started to call him Obi One Cajone.

 

:lmao:

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That testical story last week was pretty insane......... I emailed it to a bunch of buddies, and basically everyone hates me now for disgusting them so much!

 

-Don't masterbate around power tools!

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