Beck Posted August 30, 2001 Posted August 30, 2001 Dudes and dudettes, the new soft shell Dimension jacket is THE BOMB! I just bought one- this shit is Scholler Dryskin on steroids! We're talking gorilla skin tough !@#@#! it is friggin unbelievable- buy yours now, a lot of times the really good stuff dissapears after one season, like the Marmot Forraker jacket- made entirely out of the abrasion patch cloth, lasted one season as a product because they didn't sell the target numbers. The Patagonia Dimension jacket, ultra burly 7oz fabric double strength stretch woven with helmet friendly hood, long tail, drawstring waist, it will change the way you look at jackets. BUY NOW! Quote
hikerwa Posted August 30, 2001 Posted August 30, 2001 hey Beck got sponsored by Patagonia!!! or maybe it is a nice jacket that he and Teddy truly believe in... Quote
fishstick Posted August 30, 2001 Posted August 30, 2001 I agree. tried the fabric (shelled regulator) last winter and found it great. Warmer and better DWR than powershield. Simply in a different league than shoeller. Nice stuff. GB Quote
therock Posted August 30, 2001 Posted August 30, 2001 Heh Beck, sounds like you've had your nose surgically sewn to the Patagonia marketing rep's asshole. How is it down there Amigo? Quote
therock Posted August 30, 2001 Posted August 30, 2001 In fairness to old Beck, who's a pretty funny dude and a good story teller (what with being a pervert and all), I checked out Patagonia's website and particularly the Dimension Parka Beck spoke of. It looks tit. I'd love to have all the new trick shit, but my financial advisor steps firmly on my balls whenever the subject comes up. So anyway Beck, the above post about the "the surgery" was all in fun, and not a poke at your scrawny ass. Peace, Brudda [This message has been edited by therock (edited 08-30-2001).] Quote
hikerwa Posted August 30, 2001 Posted August 30, 2001 beck, you rock. I think you're right, but I'm still savin' up for the Ether pac-lite jacket. Quote
Beck Posted August 31, 2001 Author Posted August 31, 2001 Actually, the rep's name is Rachel and my nose is surgically implanted about three inches in front of her ass, dudes! Relly, go try one one. You'll lust after it like a castaway for the Swedish Bikini Team Quote
therock Posted August 31, 2001 Posted August 31, 2001 I know Rachel. I ate her, oops, I mean ate lunch with her once. She had the Italian Sausage as I recall. Quote
kyagpa! Posted August 31, 2001 Posted August 31, 2001 Shes not the rep for the pnw, so where does she rep? The real rep up here's name is Brian and I dont think you want to see his butt! Quote
therock Posted August 31, 2001 Posted August 31, 2001 Teddy might. quote: Originally posted by kyagpa!: Shes not the rep for the pnw, so where does she rep? The real rep up here's name is Brian and I dont think you want to see his butt! Â Quote
Beck Posted August 31, 2001 Author Posted August 31, 2001 Nope, I'm definetly not sleeping with the rep! Dudes, I'm joking, someone placed my nose in some rep's ass so I just needed to save some face. ..although I did used to fantasize about me and one of the Seattle store managers taking a long trip with a bottle of coconut oil... she gave me a free hat once and I got some free strech WB pants they make that have performed very well. I paid full retail for it, didn't want to wait for a pro deal connection I get cause it isn't till spring when we get pro deal on Patagonia. Quote
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