Bill Slugg Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) My wife is upset at the damage to her $900 Rice Bed. Its a California King, carved mahogany, with 6 foot posts. (The rice plants carved on the posts give it the name) DAMN her. She knows I can't sleep unless I'm tied in. I abandoned the 11 mm Fantasia Perlon when we got married, and moved to double 8mm. She still claims it scratches. Several times she has claimed that the center mark gives her hives. Once she cut me a new one when she found a Leeper pounded into the head board. Since I've been tossing nuts into the gap between the phone and the alarm clock, but I can't be sure of their security. I was thinking of a snow anchor in her pile of Mademoisele magazines. Suggestions please? Edited January 5, 2007 by Bill Slugg Quote
mtn_mouse Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Move to a talus slope. It works for me. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 I installed carbon rods on swivels to the bed posts, with matching carbon steel rings on my Carhartt PJs. She just tack welds me in every night. Quote
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