Sherri Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 DIRTBAG It's hard to be coiffed when I climb; I broke seven nails on that last 5.9! But don't pity me, it's not too bad: The next day I lost My fingerpads. My shoes are a shade of dirty beige, My Thai wrap leaked on them. Who smells satay? Now my toes are curled, instead of my hair, And there's no deodorant like "Mountain Air." The make-up's gone--chalk works just fine!-- What's more beautiful Than being Alpine! Quote
Sherri Posted September 19, 2006 Author Posted September 19, 2006 Thanks! Figured there'd be a few more out there who had experienced this transformation(or deterioration?) themselves...or seen it happen to someone they love. Can't stop progress, as they say! Quote
archenemy Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Fortunately, in my case, deteriorating to any lower stage is not possible. Love your poem, captures the process perfectly! Quote
enelson Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 thats great, maybe i see a poetry section developing. however i might add "spring water" as my choice deodorant Quote
Sherri Posted September 19, 2006 Author Posted September 19, 2006 Fortunately, in my case, deteriorating to any lower stage is not possible. Love your poem, captures the process perfectly! Now I'm blushing. Guess I still have some deteriorating to do. Quote
Sherri Posted September 19, 2006 Author Posted September 19, 2006 thats great, maybe i see a poetry section developing. however i might add "spring water" as my choice deodorant That would be an interesting experiment, no doubt! By the way, what does Spring Water smell like? I'm thinking of switching. Love your puppy picture! Quote
enelson Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 thanks, are those frogs? actually spring water may be a little harder to find than mountain air, which is much more readily available, it's just a bit more soothing to me. as for scent, that doesn't really matter, does it? Quote
Sherri Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 Thanks, E! What are you doing over here in the shallow end of the pool? Quote
Sherri Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 thanks, are those frogs? actually spring water may be a little harder to find than mountain air, which is much more readily available, it's just a bit more soothing to me. as for scent, that doesn't really matter, does it? Yep, those are frogs. Teeny, tiny avatar frogs. Very zen. And, you're right about the scent, it doesn't matter. Long as it goes with satay. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Thanks, E! What are you doing over here in the shallow end of the pool? Same reason you will find me in the children's section of the book store! Quote
Sherri Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 Thanks, E! What are you doing over here in the shallow end of the pool? Same reason you will find me in the children's section of the book store! Thought that was you behind the Cat in the Hat. We should let our inner children play together sometime. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 Yes, yes. I think that is a wonderful idea! Quote
Sherri Posted September 20, 2006 Author Posted September 20, 2006 Yes, yes. I think that is a wonderful idea! My inner child looks like this: , with glasses. Still wanna play? Quote
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