Red Tide!

[scratchandsniff]

You guys see that one of the biggest red tide closures just hit Washington? Nisqualie river and up is pretty much all slosed to Red Tide so you'll have to eat your clams at home now. In other news, the convention of shellfish has been cancelled.

[archenemy]

I thought this was going to be about football.

Lame.

[G-spotter]

Dirty Harry go his nickname from eating bearded clams during red tide closure.