Yoyodyne.com wants you!

[foraker]

For those of you with delusions of flexing your geekly 'muscles' and having rock star groupies, I present you with the following position which was brought to my attention today:

 

"STAR Warfighter Scientist"

 

Must Have the Following:

U. S. Citizenship is required

Minimum technical bachelor degree (prefer engineering, physics, math, computer science, information systems) with 10 years experience in related geospatial intelligence fields, including geology, geophysics, photogrammetry, sensor physics, math, image processing, geographic information systems, knowledge management systems, and statistics

Experience with prototyping, software development, imagery analysis, or multi-INT analysis / fusion

Experience as a government site contractor for national Intelligence Community customers

Active Top Secret clearance required

 

Experience with brain surgery desired, but not requried. Will train.

[G-spotter]

Do you need to get a hard-on every time a V2 is fired? Or is it the other way around?

[slothrop]

Submit a spatial plot of your sexual experiences with your resume. Must like dogs.