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State of the Union, part duh.


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...and now Mr. President look directly into the camera and hit 'em with the sound bite #5. Ok cue Condi to start another standing ovation, get ready with the applause sign and go! "... with freedom and liberty for all people of the world". Great job Mr. President!

Ok Mr. President after you're finished reminding Europe we saved them 60 years ago, don't forget to chastise all the evildoers. Get ready for sound bite #6. Medical team give VP Cheney another 20 volt increase, he's nodding off again. Ok now look directly into camera front and let 'em have sound bite #6 Mr President. "...from a dictatorship to democracy". Good job. Bring that applause level up. Good.

Get that camera off the Saudi ambassador, he won't be very happy that we won't be buying any oil from them in the near future. And now Mr. President look directly into the camera, get ready for the next soundbite "...and so the future of a strong America is our world dominance in corn".

Cue condi and the applause..................................

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