knotzen Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they might unwind. Q: What's a monster's favorite play? A: Romeo and Ghouliet. Q: What do witches put on their hair? A: Scare spray. Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q: What's a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap. Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? A: They're afraid they might fly off the handle. Q: What do you call a ghost who gets to close to a bonfire? A: A toasty ghosty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 Gawd, I need to get a fucking life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Honey, what you need is some good early morning sex, you know the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? Spraying at 6:55 on a sunday morning, holy smokes. But then again who am I to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Ooh, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 It was a nice day, I hope you didn't waste it inside watching football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? and then you realize it's the dog's tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Ooh, baby. It's more like oooohhhhbbbbaabbbbeeeee, Then you fall asleep again for about a half an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? and then you realize it's the dog's tongue Just once in a while.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Well, if it was a burning dog, you'd realize that more quickly... the smell for one thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Honey, what you need is some good early morning sex, you know the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? Spraying at 6:55 on a sunday morning, holy smokes. But then again who am I to talk. Now, how do you know I wasn't having hot wild sex with 6 Latinos and a Jewess, and I had to take a break or die from exhaustion, and I hopped onto cc.com with some Halloween Jokes minutes before being pulled back into the melee of bodies and whips and chains and Cheese Whiz? Huh?!? You don't know, that's how. Goes to show, you just never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Tell me where you live right now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Well, if it was a burning dog, you'd realize that more quickly... the smell for one thing. It,s not usually the dog thats smoking if you get my drift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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