knotzen Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they might unwind. Q: What's a monster's favorite play? A: Romeo and Ghouliet. Q: What do witches put on their hair? A: Scare spray. Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q: What's a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap. Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? A: They're afraid they might fly off the handle. Q: What do you call a ghost who gets to close to a bonfire? A: A toasty ghosty. Quote
knotzen Posted October 30, 2005 Author Posted October 30, 2005 Gawd, I need to get a fucking life. Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 Honey, what you need is some good early morning sex, you know the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? Spraying at 6:55 on a sunday morning, holy smokes. But then again who am I to talk. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 It was a nice day, I hope you didn't waste it inside watching football. Quote
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? and then you realize it's the dog's tongue Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Ooh, baby. It's more like oooohhhhbbbbaabbbbeeeee, Then you fall asleep again for about a half an hour. Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? and then you realize it's the dog's tongue Just once in a while.... Quote
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Well, if it was a burning dog, you'd realize that more quickly... the smell for one thing. Quote
knotzen Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 Honey, what you need is some good early morning sex, you know the kind that you don,t even know it's happening until you are half way there? Spraying at 6:55 on a sunday morning, holy smokes. But then again who am I to talk. Now, how do you know I wasn't having hot wild sex with 6 Latinos and a Jewess, and I had to take a break or die from exhaustion, and I hopped onto cc.com with some Halloween Jokes minutes before being pulled back into the melee of bodies and whips and chains and Cheese Whiz? Huh?!? You don't know, that's how. Goes to show, you just never know. Quote
TREETOAD Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Well, if it was a burning dog, you'd realize that more quickly... the smell for one thing. It,s not usually the dog thats smoking if you get my drift Quote
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