Dru Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Q - What's a 13 letter word that begins with 'n', ends with 'n', has an 'n' in the middle, and means 'constipation'? A - NNNNNNNNNNNNN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gidget Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Thank you, you just made my day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Dru is so clever. He's my hero. (Even though he is Canadian.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Dru is so clever. He's my hero. (Even though he is Canadian.) That's CanadiaNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN to you sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Todd Rungren: Onomatopoeia every time I see ya My senses tell me hubba And I just can’t disagree I get a feeling in my heart that I can’t describe It’s sort of lub, dub, lub, dub A sound in my head that I can’t describe It’s sort of zoom, zip, hiccup, drip Ding, dong, crunch, crack, bark, meow, whinnie, quack Onomatopoeia in proximity ya Rearrange my brain in a strange cacophony I get a feeling somewhere that I can’t describe It’s sort of uh, uh, uh, uh A sound in my head that I can’t describe It’s sort of whack, whir, wheeze, whine Sputter, splat, squirt, scrape Clink, clank, clunk, clatter Crash, bang, beep, buzz Ring, rip, roar, retch Twang, toot, tinkle, thud Pop, plop, plunk, pow Snort, snuk, sniff, smack Screech, splash, squish, squeek Jingle, rattle, squeel, boing Honk, hoot, hack, belch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 (edited) What a cute fuckin' little link! (This post has been edited to appear less girlie like.) Edited October 29, 2005 by knotzen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun blow me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with vigour and gusto. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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