minx Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 MEOW~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Be careful--Archenemy eats cats for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 hairball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Be careful--Archenemy eats cats for breakfast. Â Post Kitten Krunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 My cat got a bird today. Â Good Kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Better not have been our nation's bird. Even if the bird is sick it's ill eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 That post stays perched until I'm paid a ransom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 please, I'll pay you anything to remove that hardcore corno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm talon everybody to fly this coop unless they want to get sprayed by the droppings of a dirty-bird-bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 somebody call a cornithologist to negotiate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 fuckin' bird is passin' toxic gas. Â PHhhhhheeeEEEEEEWWWWWWW! Â Bette Midler musta been holdin' her breath with that Wind Beneath My Wings shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 They're callin' in the Sick Weaponofmassdestruction Aviary Turd team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The bird says he wants safe passage to meet government officials in Enumclaw. Â Says his image has been tarnished. He wants the chance to be the buggerer, instead of the buggeree, for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The bird's changed his mind. Â No matter the height of his anger and delirium of sickness, he can't bring himself to bugger a government official in bed. Â It's the "don't shit in your own nest" thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The coast is clear... the bird died. Â MaryLou's cat is draggin' it off. Â Just before it died, it painted half its face blue, turned to me and screeched, "FFFREEEEEDUUUUUUMB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Hey, don't be bagging my birdies. I know this is just a shot in the dark but I'm the birdbrain around here. There is a limit to the number of birds you can take in any one thread and you have exceeded your quota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 It's alright. I'm recovering. Â I don't remember typing anything after reading MaryLou's post. An evil spirit accosted me, slid its inky presence into my spirit and took control. I think it said its name was "Don Rumsfeld" or something similar. Â I remember strange visions of american eagles painted on WMD's and a disturbing view in an Enumclaw barn that I shant mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 It's alright. I'm recovering. Â I don't remember typing anything after reading MaryLou's post. An evil spirit accosted me, slid its inky presence into my spirit and took control. Â that evil spirit WAS MaryLou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Good to know as I think she left some of her karma with me. Â Can karma be PM'ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY SHUT UP! I HAVE A HEADACHE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Southern Kitty: May-yayow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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