Belay tunes?

[luwayo]

I need some new material for those long soporific belays D'you tune yours to the event, or are they just good 'n assinine?

...have noticed on occasion, my screechy tones have spurred a rope gun to climb faster

 

....and *i* was singing about Rasputin & some girl's plums before Simpson's movie came out.

 

so what do you belt out?

Edited May 13, 2005 by luwayo

[Dru]

Guy Edwards used to sing

 

"I've got big buttocks

I've got big balls

I have the laaaaaaargest penis

My head has swelled

To twice its size

And now I think I'm a geeeeniiii-us"

 

[luwayo]

that's beautiful. sniff.

cheers Guy

[Dru]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstacy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

 

RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

 

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar

But the kasachuk he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy healer

Who would heal her son

[luwayo]

but can you sing it dude!

 

btw, are you & his highness drinking tomorrow night in 'Wack?

[Dru]

That depends what time we get off the mtn... you know he doesn't drink, right?

[luwayo]

oh, riiight. i did hear that sad story. he's got a few good'uns.

[stinky_weaselteats]

David Friedman - Moonrise

 

 

[chirp]

Anyone know the tune that Lito Tejada-Flores is whistling at the belay in the old movie El Capitan? Its great and inspiring for me

[archenemy]

I listen to country tunes so that I can doze a little in peace. Without a nice Hank Williams song in my ear, I can only hear my climbing partner yelling at me to pay attention. Demanding bastard.