judicial filibusters

[Lyger]

for those who like to participate in boondoggle and other such nonsensicle activities, I have a fetching idea for you. NEED: ONE slightly old canoe with one or more unsightly holes that do allow for teh bottom of the seaworthy boat to breath, however are not condusive to white water canoeing (the so-called Constantanople will do lovely). ONE: extremely old jug of cheap wine, boxes will also work however due to the unbreakable nature fo cardboard and the absence of sharp edges, a bottle (gallon of course) does make for an interesting juggle of safety and drunken irresponsability. AT LEAST two or more people who are willing to be fully drentched in both pond water (also refered to as scum) and small baptisms of red raindrops of joy. These things, couples with a night sky, and couples with the musky scent of unwashed ferrets can only lead to a wonderful time. Call for inquiries of only the most analitical nature.

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One may go about finding aforementioned canoe by FIRST: use the unbeknowest cover of daylight to covet the property of thy absent neighbor.Preferably Find a team of three, draped in the cloth of the scarlet, call this team: TEAM RED. Having an extremely old jug of wine my be harder to come by, but this will be possible if you live your life with a serendipidous optimistic quality that can only be found in the mind of Lyger: FIRST: With only the lure of the viking oar test will people flock to your place of home bringing booze with them. Now, stage a fight, planets have aligned, the civilians leaving behind with you thy sweet nectar to which you desire. Couple these variables and fun will be had by all. Coupling will ensue under the light of a full moon and the result will be the untold glory of thy father's son's second cousin twice removed and once married to the daughter fo thy uncle's long lost phoecian neighbor as he striveth to take over the world.