Scott_J Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted March 19, 2005 Author Share Posted March 19, 2005 A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were : The short story had to contain the following three things (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery. There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story. Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 At long last, a reliable answer to the big question. God FAQ don't worry, it's work safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Brevity is the soul of wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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