joke for Off White

[Scott_J]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and

asked him to forgive me.

[Scott_J]

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words

as possible.

 

The instructions were :

The short story had to contain the following three things

(1) Religion

(2) Sexuality

(3) Mystery.

 

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short

story.

 

Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

[Off_White]

At long last, a reliable answer to the big question.

 

God FAQ

 

don't worry, it's work safe.

[catbirdseat]

Brevity is the soul of wit.