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"There is a big difference between being really lonely and fucking a sheep" Dirty Al, 2:45am Oct 23, 2004

Then there was:

What did the Wyoming ranchers wife say to her husband.

 

More me less ewe.

 

Figured you velcro gloved sheep shaggers would get a kick out of those.

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A young lad seat himself at a bar, and the man next to him turns to him and says:

"See that church over yonder, Lad? he says, pointing out the window, "I put me hard labor into the building of that church, aye. But do ya think they remember me as Flannigan the church-builder? Nooo! And that dock on yonder shore! I put some of the best years of me life into that construction. But do they remember me as Flannigan the Dock-builder? No! Not on yer life, lad!

But help a sheep over a fence just ONCE!"

 

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