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Driving up to Rain-Dawg on Saturday, I stopped by the Mountainfest thing they had going on in Ashford. Gear sale, food and beer, meet and greet some Everest dudes if that's your thing, fake ice-climbing wall for the kiddies...loads of fun, but then I felt an awesome presence overwhelm me. As a cold yet somehow welcoming shudder passed through me body, I turned around to see not 30 feet away, His Lou-ness, in all his alpine splendor. Yuckin' it up, shakin' hands and signin' autographs...as I turned to run to my car where I could roll up the windows and squeel like a teenaged Beatles fan, I thought I was seeing double...no, I wasn't seeing double...nearby was Big Lou's brother, Jim (FACME), who looks just like him, but hasn't climbed Rainier as many times. Too nervous and shy to approach the Dopellgangerin, I ran off and drove up The Mountain, the aura of Lou extending well into the Park boundaries.

 

I recall that a few years ago, encounters with Big Lou inspired a good bit of poetry, as one might expect. Here's a happy sample:

 

J. Kassidy wrote:

 

"Big Lou leaves big tracks,

from skis and God knows what else.

What are his options?"

 

Peter Puget displayed his well-hidden artistic side:

 

"My view of the Gods

An ideal for my living

I am cleansed by Lou"

 

Pope offered this for us to ponder:

 

"Big Lou be big boy,

a big hero big boy Lou:

he's proportional."

 

jblakely's contribution:

 

"trouser volcano

village girl climb high Mt. Lou

run villagers run!"

 

And Dwayner shared the love with this:

 

"Lou...

Half man/half sasquatch denizen of Tacoma's great white monster.

Human burro of the overloaded Jan-Sport.

Sir Lou....half glacier/half moraine,

master of Rainier's glassy tormented slopes, yet awed, nay, humbled by its grandeur...

pressure-breathing giant of the Ingraham, you had me at "rest-step".

A thousand blonde monotone guides fail in imitation.

Lou.....you complete me."

 

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His Lou-ness.

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At last years fest, I heard em tellin a couple dirty jokes. Likeable guy despite those stupid "Tram to Muir" ideas and such that seem to occasionally come out of the Whittacker camp.

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