missing mitten

[wally]

lost glove at 11000 on the emmons please someone go find it for me

[snugtop]

The climber named Wally lost his mitten

Perhaps it was picked up by a Briton

who's wearing it now

and wiping his brow

wondering why the mitten's not fittin'

[wally]

Yes wally really misses his mitten

maybe ill get it back from the briton

If not its off to the store for an another pair

and this time I will not share

my little mitten

with that briton

[snugtop]

I was wrong about that Briton

He gave your mitten to his kitten

who dragged it into the litter box

along with two wool socks

Let's just hope that cat's not shittin'..

[wally]

too bad for my little mitten

I guess it's time for me to be quit'n

searching for that kitten craped mitten

[SublimeSalamander]

I would join in but I don't think I could compete.

[lancegranite]

You think it's a mitten,

A closer look you should take.

 

A little small for the hand,

A little small for the foot.

 

What you picked up is not a mitten,

But it's shaped like one though...

 

Something else it's been fitting,

Hand soap might be smart now.... bro.

[Szyjakowski]

i heard of a man who lost a mitten

are you the man who loss has smitten?

 

there is a giant gray sea

a place id rather always be

 

'tis only the place called briton

where one might always find mitten

[Dru]

My poor little kitten lost her mitten

And started to cry, Boo-hoo.

So I helped my kitten to look for her mitten.

Her beautiful mitten of BLUE.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

Under my mother's bed.

But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten,

For it was colored RED.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

Under my father's pillow.

But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten,

For it was colored YELLOW.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

On the hand of my brother's toy clown.

But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten,

For it was colored BROWN.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

Under the laundry so clean.

But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten,

For it was colored GREEN.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

Inside a grocery sack.

But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten,

For it was colored BLACK.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

Under the kitchen sink.

But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten,

For it was colored PINK.

I found a mitten just right for a kitten

Inside my favorite shoe.

And this time the mitten was just the right mitten,

For it was colored BLUE!

Edited August 23, 2004 by Dru