Matt Maupin

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And, just for kicks, I should point out that Gore got something like 200 points higher on the SATs.

 

OK, he is a brilliant, but shrill, WIMP

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I'd like to point out that I got something like 200 points higher than Gore. Therefore, I would make an absolutely STUNNING president.

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I'd like to point out that I got something like 200 points higher than Gore. Therefore, I would make an absolutely STUNNING president.

 

I would vote for you if you promise PUBLIC ACCESS....stand up to the Dark Greens and keep the roads to our trail heads OPEN

 

www.brinnonprosperity.org

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From a Marine officer on the Iraqi warfront with Jihadistan...

 

(This is an open letter to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, "Islamic

Response," and the rest of the so-called al-Qa'ida "insurgents"

in Iraq and elsewhere. We don't have an e-mail address for these

swine -- though we are closing in on their snail-mail address,

but we are forwarding this letter to Federalist Patriots around the

world in the hope you good people will forward it to as many other

Patriots as possible to rally prayer and support for our fellow

Marine, Cpl. Wassef Ali Hassoun. Should these al-Qa'ida pigs

spill his blood, we want them to rest assured that the contents

of this letter will eventually be nailed to their foreheads. Thank

you for your assistance.)

 

 

To al-Qa'ida terrorists in Iraq:

 

I see that you have captured a U.S. Marine, and that you plan

to cut off his head if your demands are not met. Big mistake.

Before you carry out your threat I suggest you read up on Marine

Corps history. The Japanese tried the same thing on Makin

Island and in a few other places during World War Two, and came

to regret it. Go ahead and read about what then happened to the

mighty Imperial Army on Tarawa, Iwo Jima and Okinawa. They paid

full price for what they did, and you will too.

 

You look at America and you see a soft target, and to a large

extent you are right. Our country is filled with a lot of spoiled

children who drive BMWs, sip decaf lattes and watch ridiculous

reality TV shows. They are for the most part decent, hard working

citizens, but they are soft. When you cut off Nick Berg's head

those people gasped, and you got the media coverage you sought,

and then those people went back to their lives. This time it

is different. We also have a warrior culture in this country,

and they are called Marines. It is a brotherhood forged in the

fire of many wars, and the bond between us is stronger than

blood. While it is true that this country has produced nitwits

like John Kerry, Michael Moore, Howard Dean and Jane Fonda who

can be easily manipulated by your gruesome tactics, we have

also produced men like Jason Dunham, Brian Chontosh and Joseph

Perez. If you don't recognize those names you should. They are all

Marines who distinguished themselves fighting to liberate Iraq,

and there will be many more just like them coming for you.

 

Before the current politically correct climate enveloped our

culture one of the recruiting slogans of our band of brothers was

"The Marine Corps Builds Men." You will soon find out just how

true that is. You, on the other hand, are nothing but a bunch of

women. If you were men you would show your faces, and take us on

in a fair fight. Instead, you are cowards who hide behind masks

and decapitate helpless victims. If you truly represented the

interest of the Iraqi people you would not be ambushing those who

come to your country to repair your power plants, or sabotage the

oil pipelines which fuel the Iraqi economy. Your agenda is hate,

plain and simple.

 

When you raise that sword over your head I want you to remember

one thing. Corporal Wassef Ali Hassoun is not alone as he kneels

before you. Every Marine who has ever worn the uniform is there

with him, and when you strike him you are striking all of us. If

you think the Marines were tough on you when they were cleaning

out Fallujah a few weeks ago you haven't seen anything yet. If you

want to know what it feels like to have the Wrath of God called

down upon you then go ahead and do it. We are not Turkish truck

drivers, or Pakistani laborers, or independent contractors hoping

to find work in your country. We are the United States Marines,

and we will be coming for you.