Harry_Pi Posted May 16, 2004 Posted May 16, 2004 you've heard of a fat suit? Sometimes I wear a hairy guy suit... Hello capitalist! He or she meant harry pi suit. Thank you for allow me to post. Quote
scott_harpell Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 (edited) He's simply fantabular. King Geoffrey I think I'm going to take over the world. I haven't decided how I'm going to do it yet, but it's on my list of things to get done. I should probably start recruiting my minions now. I don't want to rule forever, though. That's far too much work. I just want to rule for a few years to get things rolling on the right path. What brought this on, you might wonder? I'm sick of reading stories like this. It literally throws me into a rage. How many times must a person fuck up before we decide they just don't play nice with the other kids? The world is a giant sandbox. You aren't required to share your toys. You aren't required to play with the other kids. You aren't even required to be nice. You just have to follow the rules. The first thing I'd do is change the rules a little. First, status as a human being is no longer a right, it's a privilege. At birth, you're given your humanity license. It never has to be renewed. You don't have to carry it on you at all times. You just have to be licensed. That license can be revoked by a jury. Now, you don't lose your license for minor offenses. You don't even have to do one specific crime to get your license revoked. The jury just has to decide that you are not willing to follow the sandbox rules. What happens when you lose your license? Well, first you are no longer part of the human race. That's right, you're shit. Nothing. On par with a mosquito. A dog has more rights than you. What kind of punishment is that? Well, it isn't really punishment. It's a status. I mean, you wouldn't "punish" a fruit fly would you? Of course not. You might squash it, though. Or if you're in a bad mood, you may pull it's wings off. Maybe shove a waffle iron up it's ass, if you're particularly vicious. These are all things you can legally do to a fruit fly. The waffle iron may be tough, though. Coincidently, these are also things you can do to a person that has had their human license revoked. People can get creative. Pick one up and use it as a slave. You don't have to feed it. Would you feed a gnat? Perhaps you'd like to use it for medical testing, organ donation, or target practice. The options are limitless. I'd love to have 48 hours alone with that guy and no restrictions. The possibilities are endless. This ... is what he is talking about Edited May 17, 2004 by scott_harpell Quote
icegirl Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 I would agree with Geoffrey for King, but then I'd have to grow my hair out long again There is some very entertaining writing at Dog Snot Diaries if you can open your mind a bit and read past the posts that offend you. Quote
Martlet Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 He's simply fantabular. This ... is what he is talking about I was a little grumpy that day. Quote
icegirl Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Geez, I guess! Wouldn't want to be on your bad side when you are in one of _those_ moods... It's a good thought though, along the lines with force sterilization of anyone who has hurt a child, commited intentional evil (murder, rape, etc), or has an IQ roughly equivalent to a stone (again that will do harm, even if just out of stupidity. With King Geoffreys human license, when it is revoked, this would be no problem. Quote
Martlet Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Wow. This has gotten ugly right quick. I'm hungry. Quote
Harry_Pi Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Hello capitalist! Shit, Dru just doesn't read, he is the stranger. Where is my Zyprexa. Thank you for allow us to post Quote
Harry_Pi Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Hello capitalist! Who stole my depakote? I'm starting to voices again in chinese. Thank you Quote
icegirl Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Hey, it's 60 to 60... I had the impression that nobody liked martlet except me... Guess I was wrong Quote
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