Double_E Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that one or more of the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up naked in front of the car with your keys up your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up naked in front of the car with your keys up your ass Jesus Christ (Turn up your volume) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrongway Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 warning consuming alcohol might might make you hit on your friend's mom's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 warning consuming alcohol might might make you hit on your friend's mom's got milf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 some of those are pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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