lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q: Why do men "break wind" more than women? A: Because women can't stay quiet long enough to build up the required pressure. All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink Quote
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