High Altitude Guided Bouldering Is LAME

[MrDoolittle]

Discuss.

[Gary_Yngve]

Is it oxygen-assisted???

[G-spotter]

hello mister doolittle i am thinking you have never been to highest altituides or climbing bloc there. yourfatness and silly wings make it look like you are only low-altitude butterfly.

 

for those who are in earnest searching for the highest altitude guides bouldering, i am willing to offer customization of mandatory objectives to suit any fashion. will obtain or bribe permit requirementers and obtain finest llama or yak for carrying of the crashpad. the world, my friends, will be our oyster, lying in its fragile shell like a reluctant virgin!

[Lionel_Hutz]

It's not lame if I can wear heel spurs. Oh wait a minute... that's aid.