lummox Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 i got this letter from my 'friend' martha. she needs 'help' in the form of a letter to a judge attesting to her character and shit. im like 'where the fuk were you when i needed bail money for that 3rd dui? where were you when the ministorage with all my shit burned up cause the fuker in the next unit stored his meth making solvents there? where the fuk were you when my earth tone towell set became gauche and you woudnt give me no pastel ones for cheap tho i know you got plenty of that kmart shizzle?' but then i think back to all the good times we had. and that every time i seen her she rubbed one out for me. i reckon i will write. thats what friends are for. what would you write? Quote
rbw1966 Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 Have her rub one out on your avatar image. Take video. Quote
Alex Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 where the fuk were you when my earth tone towell set became gauche and you woudnt give me no pastel ones for cheap tho i know you got plenty of that kmart shizzle? she was the one on tv telling you your earth tone towels were gauche, dude. i got news fer ya, earth tone towels are still in!!! Quote
willstrickland Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 Why naturally your towel palette will depend upon your home's style, decor, and the Dow. For a tudor-inspired modern home with Mission style furnishings and exposed beam interior, earth tones would be a fine compliment. But only if the S&P 500 or the Wilshire 5000 is up for the month. However, for an adobe or stucco dwelling in the southwest with rustic french country inspired heavy wooden furnishings and a bear market, earth tones in towels are acceptable only in ecru, or rust, but ideally your southwestern towel palette should take cues from the rich hues of mexican accents and decorative tiles in rich golds, purples, oranges and the like. Oh do pardon me, I absolutley must tend to my flower garden and concoct a brie stuffed pheasant flambeau for my guest who shall arrive shortly. Oh Jeeves, please alert the warden that my guest shall arrive at 6 and we shall use cell block 4 for entertaining this evening. Isn't this a lovely centerpiece? Quote
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