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Old Maine sayings:

 

From something tasty or fun;

Bye Jesus, that was sum wicked good.

 

When they don't know the directions;

Can't get there from here.

 

When it doesn't matter;

Six or one half.

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A bird in the bag is better than six in the bush.

 

Hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forrest fire.

 

Slicker than shit.

 

Off like a herd of turtles.

 

Off like prom dress on prom night.

 

Off like the foreskin of a jew.

 

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.

 

Not the sharpest pencil in the box.

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