Dru Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 Like every other celebrity at the event, former astronaut Buzz Aldrin had never heard of the popular Canadian show. "So, how does Banff compare to the moon, Buzz?" asked Critch with a straight face. "Well, this is white and that's grey," responded the second man on the moon with a puzzled expression. "Hey Buzz, if I were you, I'd be the biggest jerk in the world ... but you seem like a nice guy," Critch said. "I'd say, 'you can't make me wait for a table, I've been to the moon!' Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 Bush had a coin that had, "Invade Syria" on one side and "Invade Mars" on the other side. He flipped it, and you know the results. Quote
Jim Posted January 12, 2004 Posted January 12, 2004 1) It's an election year 2) We ran out of military forces to invade another country 3) We now have lots of federal money to burn 4) Bush was watching "My Favorite Martian" yesterday. 5) Because Karl Rove says so (see #1) Quote
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