New Reality Show for FOX

[Scott_J]

Due to the Popularity of Joe Millionaire, FOX Announces New TV Series, Bitches Love Money

 

FOX announced today their plans for a new reality show based on the popularity of Joe Millionaire. The new show is set to be one of the most realistic shows to date, it promises to display the most realistic human emotions ever witnessed on TV. "We realized that in Joe Millionaire that women love money, cars, clothes and diamonds, and then somewhere off in the distance is family and friends," says Joe Strummer a FOX executive. "So we basically cut out the middle man, which in this case was a strapping, young (kind of stupid), stud named Joe, and what you are left with is the most realistic dog and pony show of human emotions ever witnessed on TV. We are calling this new show Bitches Love Money," says Strummer.

 

The premise of the show is getting together; twenty very attractive and self absorbed women and put them up in a beautiful mansion (that has only one bathroom with a large communal shower) in Hawaii. Then making the women compete against each other for money, clothes, diamonds and other prizes. Then it’s all out war, it’s the ultimate battle of the bitches. From cat fights to personal insults, FOX spares no shame. The women slowly vote each other out of the mansion in a serious of elimination rounds. The top three scoring contestants of each contest make up the "inner circle," who votes off contestants they do not like.

 

How brutal does it get, well you be the judge. One contest is for a one of a kind $15,000 Fendi hand bag. Women are aloud to meet their boyfriend and his parents for dinner at a fancy restaurant, but the catch is they have to say three things to them in front of the boyfriend's parents. "I wish penis was at least 4 inches, you should really consider that surgery we talked about." "Honey remember the time you told me you caught your father with that young male Asian prostitute. Maybe your father should share his side of the story." Finally, "Did you tell your Mom and Dad how I was in that gang bang porno called Gang Bang Train 33 and I had sex with a 153 men in one day?" Who actually completed this task, and who had the moral sense not destroy their relationship with their boyfriend to get a Fendi purse? Your will have to tune in to see for yourself.

 

Another contest has contestants breaking the news to their whole family that they have inoperable cancer and they have only two months to live. If they do it, the prize: four pairs of Jimmy Choo shoes.

 

FOX also promises mud fights, and underwear only pillow fights. In addition to the contests, FOX has set up house for a hostile environment, ripe for fighting between the contestants. There is only one phone in the house, one bathroom, it’s stocked with regular soda and no diet soda, plenty of sharp objects, and finally the only entertainment is Barbara Streisand movies and CDs. This all adds up to murder.

 

Finally the winner of the show will receive a million dollars. FOX says Bitches Love Money should debut early this spring.

[Mtguide]

Sounds like we have a winner,here...Did you come up with that,Sisu?you better call Fox yourself before somebody else nabs that and winds up a major media mogul.Hoooowee!!!

 

[Lars]