Do the Duck

[Dwayner]

Went to Leavenworth...got thirsty...needed some barley pops. Took a peek into the age-old Gustav's and just couldn't handle it...a waiting line, a limited selection of macro-beers and a routine for Dwayner that goes back decades...backed out the door to the street to reconsider the options...there's the Old Post Office on the other end of town...great for watching drunken local karaoke and fine if you're in the mood to have a pool cue cracked over your back...too early in the year for that...then across the road, a new sign bearing the name DUCK BOYS..."just another trinket shop selling cloth ducks sitting in baskets with bonnets on their heads" was my initial thought but on closer inspection, it proved to be just what we were looking for...another drinking establishment in Leavenworth. I talked pope into checking it out and we were not disappointed. Duck Boys had recently opened and was reasonably uncrowded. We found a couple of empty barstools and were presented with a BEER MENU and a food menu as well. We were served by a lovely blonde and two fun dudes, all who suffered through our smart-alecky abuse with good humor, describing each beer as requested and providing us with small samples. For once, we were not slapped for trying to order a "Harry, Jack and Danny", and some of our other usual questionable bits. Although we didn't try the food this time, the menu looked great, and the beer, atmosphere, and employees certainly were. I winked at the Bar-Miss on the way out and told her that me 'n pope were big-time alpine celebrities and that 1000 people were going to know about their place on Monday. So here I am, keeping my promise...DUCK BOYS RULES!

[specialed]

Do they serve Mickey's??

[Dwayner]

Do they serve Mickey's? Unlikely. I think you need to do the long beer run to Wenatchee for that.

"B-double-E-double-R-U-N BEER RUN!"

- Garth Brooks.