Scott_J Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 An alien scout ship from the star system Alpha Proxima arrives on earth to search for intelligent life. Not wanting to draw attention to themselves they decide to begin their specimen search at sea. A safe distance from the shores of New Englander they find a promising specimen: a male biped in a rowboat somewhere off the shore of New England. But, to their disappointment, all he can say is, "God Bless America!" Not knowing what do make of this they strap him to their examination table for a series of tests. They knock him out, remove 25% of his brain, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. They knock him out again, remove another 25% of his brain, leaving only 50%, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. They knock him out yet again, remove another 25% of his brain, leaving only 25%, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. Amazed, they knock him out yet again, remove the remainder of his brain, leaving him with none, and awaken him. "God Bless America!" he shouts defiantly. Shock and awe ensues and the alien doctors don't know what to do next, until one of the interns suggest they try methodically removing other parts to see what happens. After some discussion it's agreed that they continue by removing his testicles. "Vive le France!" he shouts defiantly. Quote
Scott_J Posted September 26, 2003 Author Posted September 26, 2003 Thought for the Day: The Bible teaches to love your neighbor, and Kama Sutra explains how. Quote
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