nolanr Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Went to "Underworld" Fri. night (decent, not great, but Kate Beckinsale looked GOOD as a leather clad vampire). Some asshole, literally and figuratively, in front of us had the worst gas I've ever smelled, cut loose w/ 5 or 6 during the flick. We're talking pure sulphurous rotten egg smell. The place was packed, pretty hard to determine who it was. Rancid. Quote
nolanr Posted September 23, 2003 Author Posted September 23, 2003 I always claim mine, and this wasn't. If my ass smelled like that I think I would go to see a Dr. for some kind of intestinal disorder. Quote
scrambler Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Dude, are you sure you weren't smelling one of the undead? Â Quote
Off_White Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 Sometime in the latter part of the seventies, riding on the free bus in Yosemite, my friend Mike let loose with the silent kind of raunchy fart that only extended bad living will give you. As the aroma spread amongst the tourist throng on the crowded bus, he smacked my buddy sitting next to him in the arm and loudly declared, "Galen, how could you?" It was priceless to behold, from a few rows away mind you. Quote
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