no. its just ice cream.

[lummox]

gimmee a fuckin joke. please.

[Sphinx]

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long, black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse and behind

the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.

Behind her were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you but I've never seen a funera like this.

Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my

husband."

"What happened to him?"

"My dog attacked and killed him.

"Well who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to

help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women.

"May I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line

 

 

[lummox]

so. this guy goes to see a doctor. his complaint is that his dick is orange. bright orange.

the doctor says 'i need some background information. what hobbies do you have?'

'none' says the orangedick.

the doctor asks 'what do you do for work?'

'im unemployed.'

the doctor asks 'what do you do during the day?'

'i just sit at home naked on the couch watching porn and eating cheetos.'

[iain]

toilet toupee, n:

Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus

creating endless annoyance to male users.

-- Rich Hall

[Sphinx]

lummox said:

so. this guy goes to see a doctor. his complaint is that his dick is orange. bright orange.

the doctor says 'i need some background information. what hobbies do you have?'

'none' says the orangedick.

the doctor asks 'what do you do for work?'

'im unemployed.'

the doctor asks 'what do you do during the day?'

'i just sit at home naked on the couch watching porn and eating cheetos.'