Manboobs are gross

[allthumbs]

There was a young man from Peru,

who fell asleep in his canoe,

while dreaming of Venus,

he played with his penis

and woke up covered in goo.

 

[RobBob]

good, but how bout:

 

a climber named bobbyperu

slept with a partner or two

while climbin Mons Venus

he tripped on his penis

which broke his crampon in two

[allthumbs]

i like it...how bout

 

There once was a man named Ray

Who fashioned a cunt out of clay

But the heat of his prick

Turned the clay into brick

And tore all his foreskin away

 

[catbirdseat]

trask said:

i like it...how bout

 

There once was a man named Ray

Who fashioned a cunt out of clay

But the heat of his prick

Turned the clay into brick

And tore all his foreskin away

[RobBob]

[hakioawa]

I once new a poser named Trask,

who put his dick in a flask.

The bottle would rub,

on the end of his nub,

till caveman could finish the task.

[allthumbs]

There was a young queer named E-rock,

Who had holes down the side of his cock,

His boyfriend Eriko,

could play the concerto,

by Johann Sebastian Bach.