allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 good, but how bout: a climber named bobbyperu slept with a partner or two while climbin Mons Venus he tripped on his penis which broke his crampon in two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 i like it...how bout There once was a man named Ray Who fashioned a cunt out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay into brick And tore all his foreskin away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 trask said: i like it...how bout There once was a man named Ray Who fashioned a cunt out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay into brick And tore all his foreskin away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakioawa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I once new a poser named Trask, who put his dick in a flask. The bottle would rub, on the end of his nub, till caveman could finish the task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 There was a young queer named E-rock, Who had holes down the side of his cock, His boyfriend Eriko, could play the concerto, by Johann Sebastian Bach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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