Dru Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: Ah shit, now you're trying to compare 5.11 sport to ice climbing? Dru, please. No I'm comparing climbing 5.11 to drinking learn to read mofo I've never climbed with you Dru so you have to know that I was pulling your chain. Didn't you see the Razz gremlin? Besides, I consider it very bad style to comment on someone else's climbing unless said person puts your life in danger and you feel obligated to warn someone who may be considering that person as a partner. Also, YOU admitted to sketching on 5.11. As for my own climbing, I firmly believe in modesty. Action, not words! But this topic sort of pushed me into commenting on my climbing which I try to steer away from. Because, in all honesty, I DO SUCK!! I just had a "good day" a few months back. Now my beer belly won't let me get up anything. As for Squamish? Crack and sport are two different animals and I readily admit that I suck at crack. Now, when it comes to pleasuring women, there is no "better" then I. -Heinous I actually mistyped that. I meant sketching on 5.1 not 5.11 I like how you mentioned you "suck...crack"[sic] right next to the comment about pleasuring women. Talk about subliminal reinforcement! Trask are you paying attention here? Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: Do I want to climb this level to open up new and more challenges to myself and to be able to climb some really cool routes? If so then go with the first way. You'll get good and you'll have tons of cool routes under your belt. Will, I have to agree with you here. We must remember that difficulty and quality are not always equal, when it comes to particular climbs. It would make sense, though, that the harder one climbs, the more high quality routes become available to that climber. Smith being a perfect example. Of coarse, there are some that would say Smith has NO high quality routes. This brings up an interesting question. What is the definition of a poser? This could be a good topic for a new thread. -Heinous Quote
coyote Posted January 24, 2002 Author Posted January 24, 2002 Heinous, On a womans crack do you use a hand jam or more of a pinch hold technique?? I try to get everything in there and reach up over the crux....with a one finger hold..... Quote
willstrickland Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 Yeah man, Red Rocks National Conservation Area. Drive west on Charleston Ave in Vegas and it'll take you straight to it. Huge amount of routes of all types, one pitch sport, multi-pitch sport, long long trad, big wall. I'll on this thingFrom the road it looks like this [ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: willstrickland ] Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I actually mistyped that. I meant sketching on 5.1 not 5.11 I like how you mentioned you "suck...crack"[sic] right next to the comment about pleasuring women. Talk about subliminal reinforcement! Trask are you paying attention here? Ha, ha. Dru, you're quick. Yes, the crack that I suck has nothing at all to do with Squamish!! Dru, do you suck at crack? HOW MANY CCers SUCK AT CRACK?!?!? -Heinous Quote
coyote Posted January 24, 2002 Author Posted January 24, 2002 WillS, Sweet man!! That looks awesome....I don't know if i'll be out there that weekend but I would definetely like to go.... Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I don't suck.I lick Well, let me give you a little advice. Equal portions of sucking and licking works best. Add in a little pinch for good measure. Just before the top out. OH YEA!!!!!!! -Heinous [ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: Heinouscling ] Quote
willstrickland Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jblakley: Finally redpointed a 5.12a at Red Rocks this last November and in no way would I call myself a 5.12 climber. The climb I did at RR in all honesty would probably be an 11c at Smith. And here he is sending it! Quote
allthumbs Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 You Gumbys have no clue how to pleasure a woman. Look for THE technique in my upcoming novel, "How to Pleasure a Woman" by traskmaster. I will be signing copies February 15th. at the lobby of DeJevu, Everett Branch. Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: And here he is sending it! That looks like a freaking fun climb! -Heinous Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I don't suck.I lick So, you must be referring to asscrack? Quote
dyno_merchant Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 I agree that "sweet pain" rated 12a is overrated. It is probably 11+ (that's what everyone says except the guidebook). It was also my first 12a and i was psyched. if you want more to do more 5.12s that are really 5.11 go to jacks canyon in arizona. that place will make you feel like a champion! Quote
Dru Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: So, you must be referring to asscrack? no, your ex Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 So, how do you all feel Smith is rated, compared to other areas, such as RR? I find the knobs and pockets seem to make Smith climbs a little stiffer compared to areas such as Skaha. -Heinous Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: no, your ex Dru, YOU DOG!! I thought that was your foul smelling breath I get a wiff of, whilst my nose was buried in her loins. We will discuss this over beers this coming weekend. -Heinous Quote
Dru Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 "I find...the knob's...a little stiffer" Heinous you just cant seem to stop the innuendo can you? Quote
dyno_merchant Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: So, how do you all feel Smith is rated, compared to other areas, such as RR? -Heinous i find that smith climbing is generally less secure and more sketchy. at red rocks, skaha, jacks canyon etc. the holds are more positive and the clipping stances less awkward so you feel more secure. oh yeah the fact that they all have soft grades could have something to do with it. climbing at smith is @#!!@*# hard!!! Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 Hey folks, I'm almost at a hundred! -Heinous Quote
dyno_merchant Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 So i figured it out...don't train hard. instead, find the "softest" graded routes and send them. right? so where should we go? Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by dyno merchant: So i figured it out...don't train hard. instead, find the "softest" graded routes and send them. right?so where should we go? I've been told Skaha has soft grades. I might say this about the older routes but the newer ones did not strike me as easy. Especially on "Claim it all" wall. -Heinous Quote
dyno_merchant Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: I've been told Skaha has soft grades. I might say this about the older routes but the newer ones did not strike me as easy. Especially on "Claim it all" wall. -Heinous true...but isn't it weird that the older routes there are the softer graded ones. is seems that in most areas the oldschoolers totally sandbagged people. at skaha, did they want to boost all the vancouverites egos! Quote
Dru Posted January 24, 2002 Posted January 24, 2002 the people that originally developed skaha were the ones who were getting old and burned off at squamish by the harder climbers. except rick cox and gary wolkoff, the interior boys... those guys rated HARD!!!!! like Turbocharger at 10a, that was the worlds hardest 10a at that grade, its 10d now but most people still think its harder than that.... Quote
dyno_merchant Posted January 25, 2002 Posted January 25, 2002 I did not realize that there was a soap opera based in B.C. what channel is it on? Quote
Dru Posted January 25, 2002 Posted January 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by dyno merchant: I did not realize that there was a soap opera based in B.C. what channel is it on? in cascasdeclimbers.com, that's on MSNBC I think Quote
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