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So, I went to a "Farce of July" party in the Oregon hills with some hipster/anarchist friends of mine. I bought a cooler full of meat at the grocery store, while sarcastically grumbling about the damn vegans and how I was gonna drip burger juice on their fucking veggie kabobs.

 

You should have seen all the meat-eaters come out of the closet when I started grilling up the ground sirloin, and Italian Sausage.

 

I ate so much meat that things weren't flowing so smoothly for the next few days. I tried eating lots of fruit and veggies, but I think I undid the good work on Sunday when some friends from Jersey and I made a HUGE batch of homemade Perogies to initiate the west-coasters into real east-coast cuisine.

 

FINALLY, today after much veggie munching yesterday, I was able to purge the last sticky tube of meat bi-product.

 

Anyone else have similar holiday poo experiences? Please share.

 

I predict GregW will be first in line. wave.gif

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E-rock said:

Dru, you know I'm straight-edge!

 

so when erik macks a bowl you just hold it in your lips to be one of the gang, but don't inhale, right

 

i was joking about straight edge the other day and jordop asked me "So what exactly is straight edge anyway"

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