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Favorite Booze related quotes

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W.C Fields is a goldmine.

 

"I remember a time in the wilds of Afganistan. We lost our corkscrew. We were forced to live on food and water for many days.

 

'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

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"You hate me, don't you?"

 

--Cap'n Caveman, at a Pub Club, to my recently-arrived, late as usual, SO. Keep in mind that my SO neither visits this site, nor has ever, or since, had any contact with the quotee.

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"I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I have woken up with plenty" blush.gif

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First runner up:

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy."

 

and my fav:

"So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey." --W.C. Fields

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