allthumbs Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged for the chicken to go get help. The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail for he had gone to town with the tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny car. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him after tying the other end to the rear bumper of the car. The chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse. Happy and proud the chicken drove the car back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his schlong and he would lift him out. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him out saving his life. The Moral Of The Story..... When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 I laughed my ass off. Gotta remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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