Pube Club? I'll give you some Pube Club!!!

[Dwayner]

You're all out of line this time.

 

Step A) Early Monday Morning, the tussle begins with Pube Club Dave in the early morning enthusiastically announcing his desire that "pup club" take place. Phrases like "hell ya! It's Monday, where we drinkin', people?" or "Sh*t ya! Pub club tomorrow, I'm ready!!!" etc.

Step B) Several venues are proposed and jockeying for position ensues with claims of priorities, rotation rights, special circumstances (e.g. celebrity visitors), etc.

Step C) Icegirl states her preference and Dwayner agrees.

Step D) Things get ugly and one wonders how all will get along when things are finally settled.

Step E) Someone proposes an often meaningless poll.

Step F) Whoever has the strongest arm wins and the announcement is made late Tuesday after a lot of folks have left their computers.

 

So let's do it right!

It's Tacoma's turn.....blah, blah, blah.....

I ain't goin' if it ain't near my house.....blah, blah, blah.

And since Icegirl "dogged" me last week, I ain't fallin' for any of that stuff no mo!

 

By the way, I was up at Taquitz Rock yesterday.....the place looked like a Chamonix crag covered with snow and such. Brrrrrrr!

 

So phooey on your pube club....I'm drinkin a quart o'Mickey's in a dark room by myself right now, pretending Alpine K is making fun of me, Allison is buying me drinks, Beck is getting slapped by an old girlfriend, MattP is sharing a Darrington secret, ehmmic is grinning with a beer in the corner, Pube Club Dave is savoring each moment, and To the Top, fllebbflbebebellbe, and bunch of other cool cats are planning their next adventure.

All that, and I didn't even have to drive to that hell known as Seattle.

 

- Dwayner

[AlpineK]

Dwayner,

 

I'm not for it this week, but if you and Erik, and Figure8 all started posting at once I bet we could work in a visit to T town.