Thinker Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 (edited) Hell, if that boy could walk on water, as anecdotal evidence indicates he could, he would simply levitate up any climb he chose to. Of course he'd be offering wine, fish, bread, and complementary foot washings to all the poor slobs bivying on the big walls along the way. edit: damn sorry folks, I thought this was a 'spray' topic.... Edited March 3, 2003 by Thinker Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 We've been over this ground before. See the following: How hard would jesus climb. Quote
Thinker Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 so what's your point....isn't most everything here a rehash of something that came before? Quote
Norsky Posted March 3, 2003 Author Posted March 3, 2003 So sorry, I'm new around here. I don't have thousands of posts yet, but I'm working at it one sweet post at a time. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 Thinker, I can't disagree. Nothing new under the sun. Quote
nolanr Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 Jesus did do some climbs, maybe even FA's, but they were probably just walk-ups. Always taking his disciples up to high places to pray or whatever. Quote
freeclimb9 Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 Norsky said: Sport? Trad? Aid? 5.15? Solo? Well, he is known for doing a nailup. Quote
bird Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 I bet he could do some sick iron cross moves. Maybe he could use the nails in his hands for ice tools and get up hard mixed routes. Quote
Necronomicon Posted March 3, 2003 Posted March 3, 2003 bird said: I bet he could do some sick iron cross moves. Maybe he could use the nails in his hands for ice tools and get up hard mixed routes. LOL you sick fuck. If he was my partner, I'd use him as an equalized belay anchor. Quote
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