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...oh, and the sports cars, Pink. We know the price of the car he drives is in direct proportion to dick size. Really? I was always under the impression that was an inverse relationship. More money, smaller dick. Less money, bigger dick, ya know? My rig was so fuq'n cheap, they paid me money to drive it away. You figure out the rest, Princess... rawr

Ooooo, shiny... Me like shiny... Precioussssss...

Ba-dum, kish! POTD!

digital sex? i still jerk off manually.... "It takes two hands to handle a Whopper..."

I love the men's picks: aerobics, yoga, pilates, going to the gym, running, etc. Anything that puts hawt wimmin in spandex, makes them sweeat, and stretches them in odd positions and/or makes them bounce around a lot. We're such pigz...

Return to IE8. I've never had any problems with it. Source

Yah, fer sure. I still got one going on against my sister for the past 10-odd years. What a bitch...

What a great follow-on contest. It's true, though. That's what usually comes next. I'll say in the second week of January. Gotta make the show of harmony through the holidays, ya know...

I feel uplifted already... Fly! Be free! Ethics Debate Question: Why is Kevbone such a dolt? Discuss.

Dear PW (oooo, I could go places with that intro...), I'll carry your pack for you for $500 next summer. Also, I'll be verrrrrrrry good to you... all year... Sincerely, Santa That better, OW?

BTW 5K, I caught the errors in syntax, but I figured a grammar lesson for the 'bone would be just so much wasted bandwidth.

Definitely need to bookmark that one for the next kevbone thread.

No.

Well, given the time of year it is, I don't give it very long at all...

Nice! That wouldn't happen to be Kitty, too, would it?

Is that what qualifies as a punch that landed? Real award-winner thar, pardner. That hurt sooooooooo much...

There comes a time when, after pummelling the punching bag so many times, the enjoyment of punching it no longer provides the gratification that it once did. In the case of kevbone, I do believe I have breached that threshold...

Kevbone

My way doesn't make you look as much of a dolt. But hey, to each his own...

Um, next time you need to identify a pic like this, try this little trick... 1) position cursor anywhere on pic 2) right click 3) select "Properties" 4) read URL address and scan for name 5) voilà, answer Works about 90% of the time, unless you're using a Mac, in which case the procedure is slightly different. See (note highlighting...)?? http://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shaun-white.jpg

Gotcha covered if you need dog vomit and rabbit piss...

You were learnt? Or teached? There's a diff'rence, ya know...

I've got three bedrooms and a living room full of it, if you need more. Just sayin'... carpet

That's linoleum??? It looks like the shitted-up carpet my ex left in my house...

If Lynn Hill decided to grace my campfire ring, I'd be pleased. And I wouldn't expect her to have to do a thing. It would be my pleasure. It's called giving. There's no expectation of a "payback"... Can we agree to disagree? I still think not cleaning your own bowl is poor form. No matter how you slice it. My father taught me that if someone gives you something you try your best to be gracious. One way is to offer to help do dishes. Sure we can. My parents taught me the same lesson. I would just tell Lynn not to worry about it before she offerred...